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2048) IP logged  
bigmonya  
bigmonya@bigmonya.com

Thursday, 26. April 2007 14:50 Send E-mail

I Like!

2047) IP logged  
BigMonya  

Thursday, 26. April 2007 03:09 

I'll tell you what's wrong...

Roma ate all the food and blamed it on Jesus... :)

2046) IP logged  
Shuяik  

Thursday, 26. April 2007 02:44 

Whats wrong with this picture?

2045) IP logged  
Dzhigit  

Tuesday, 24. April 2007 21:01 

Researchers from the University of Vienna have shown the violation of a stronger form of Bell's inequality known as Leggett's inequality. The result means that we must not only give up Einstein's hope of "no spooky action at a distance," we must also give up (some of) the idea that the world exists when we are not looking.

"[Studies] have ruled out all hidden-variables theories based on joint assumptions of realism, meaning that reality exists when we are not observing it; and locality, meaning that separated events cannot influence one another instantaneously. But a violation of Bell's inequality does not tell specifically which assumption — realism, locality, or both — is discordant with quantum mechanics." From the Nature abstract: "Our result suggests that giving up the concept of locality is not sufficient to be consistent with quantum experiments, unless certain intuitive features of realism are abandoned."


Vot eto quality GRUZ!

2044) IP logged  
bigmonya  

Tuesday, 24. April 2007 16:01 



2043) IP logged  
bigmonya  
bigmonya@bigmonya.com

Tuesday, 24. April 2007 15:05 Send E-mail

I like the Monya-Lisa

2042) IP logged  
Uncle Gino  

Tuesday, 24. April 2007 14:23 



2041) IP logged  
Uncle Gino  

Tuesday, 24. April 2007 13:24 

You can call me Uncle Leonardo from now on

2040) IP logged  
Shuяik  

Monday, 23. April 2007 23:13 

No loosers or winners yet! This has just began!
Dzhigit, by making one-sided comments so early in the war you are putting yourself in the way of fire and may be attacked at any time!

2039) IP logged  
Dzhigit  

Monday, 23. April 2007 22:06 

Uzik sorry bro, but Monya killed you in those pics :)))))))

Monya 1 : Uzik 0

2038) IP logged  
bigmonya  
bigmonya@bigmonya.com

Monday, 23. April 2007 14:05 Send E-mail



2037) IP logged  
bigmonya  
bigmonya@bigmonya.com

Monday, 23. April 2007 13:21 Send E-mail



2036) IP logged  
bigmonya  
bigmonya@bigmonya.com

Monday, 23. April 2007 12:55 Send E-mail



2035) IP logged  
bigmonya  
bigmonya@bigmonya.com

Monday, 23. April 2007 12:36 Send E-mail

:)

2034) IP logged  View Web Page 
bigmonya  
bigmonya@bigmonya.com

Monday, 23. April 2007 12:18 Send E-mail

Very nice...

it should be GoodMonya... not goodfellas

2033) IP logged  
Uncle Gino  

Monday, 23. April 2007 09:40 

And another one.

2032) IP logged  
Uncle Gino  

Monday, 23. April 2007 09:17 

Another one

2031) IP logged  
Shuяik  

Monday, 23. April 2007 07:08 

Alina - privet!
Sasha, dorogaya, i tebya mi vse tseluem! )

Monya - I would like to see Uncle Gino's face on a camel or some other interesting animal. Comeon mate, 007 & Goodfellas is just unacceptable

2030) IP logged  
Sasha  
santila@inbox.ru

Monday, 23. April 2007 03:38 Send E-mail

Shyik miss you so much....Ortal and Ira privetiki....ia vas obagau i ochen skychau....Izrail, Vlad, Monia hug yous...........Kiss you all my friends

2029) IP logged  
Uncle Gino  

Saturday, 21. April 2007 09:24 

And another one.

2028) IP logged  
Uncle Gino  

Saturday, 21. April 2007 09:23 

You thought it was over? Nope.

2027) IP logged  
Uncle Gino  

Saturday, 21. April 2007 04:13 

The following 15 police comments were taken from actual Dallas Police
car videos and distributed by Monica Smith, Director DPD, Public
Relations
Officer:

#15. "Relax; the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll
stretch out after you wear them awhile."

#14. "Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth certificate
a worthless document."

#13. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

#12. "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? "

#11. "So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I
can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"

#10. "Yes sir, by all means you can talk to the shift supervisor if you
think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?"

#9. "Warning? You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you that when you
run that stop sign again, I'll give you another ticket."

#8. "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are
drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"

#7. "Fair?......You want me to be fair? Listen pal, fair is a place
where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in horsey doo!"

#6. "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster
oven "

#5. "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but
now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."

#4. "Just how big were those two beers?"

#3. "In God we trust, all others we run through the records department. "

#2. "I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good personal friend of
yours
At least you know someone who can post your bail."

And....................THE BEST ONE!!!!!!!

#1. "Excuse me ma'am? You didn't think we give pretty women tickets?
Well, you are right, we don't. Now, sign here."

2026) IP logged  View Web Page 
Sally Kraus  

Friday, 20. April 2007 05:18 

i enjoyed your site

2025) IP logged  
Alinka  
ejlin@rambler.ru

Monday, 16. April 2007 03:44 Send E-mail

priwet wsem wsem!!!!!xoxo!

2024) IP logged  
Australia's Most Wanted  

Monday, 16. April 2007 01:22 

Who is Victoria Betros?
Is your name Victoria Betros?
Do you know Victoria Betros?
Do you have a photo of Victoria Betros?
Last seen working in Brisbane, 'Monitor Money' at Wharf Street.
Your help is needed!!


Please send the photo to:
WeWantPhotoOfVictoriaBetros@BigMonya.com

(the photo will not be used in any bad way, unless you want it to be)

2023) IP logged  
Dzhigit  

Thursday, 12. April 2007 18:00 

Pozdravlyau vseh s dnem pervogo kosmicheskogo poleta Uriya Gagarina!

URA :)

2022) IP logged  
Shuяik  

Tuesday, 10. April 2007 05:38 

Some new photos



Fotki s weekenda bydyt kak tolko mne ih dadyt!

2021) IP logged  
Shurik  

Tuesday, 10. April 2007 00:31 

Ne ploho zhivem


source

2020) IP logged  
Shuяik  

Thursday, 5. April 2007 01:10 

Джигит, да горец ты вьюнковый, чистец болотный, ярутка полевая!

2019) IP logged  
Shuяik  

Wednesday, 4. April 2007 11:38 

New photos added

Everyone - have a great and safe long-weekend!
We are going fishing Всем рыбам хана!!!

2018) IP logged  
Dzhigit  

Thursday, 29. March 2007 18:17 

I wanna go paintball

2017) IP logged  
Shuяik  

Thursday, 29. March 2007 03:07 

hahaha ona provodnitsa, tour-guide na trans-siberian train. don't ask how she got into it - originaly went as a tourist. Ula can probably explain a little better )

People, don't forget - this saturday we are all going to PaintBall.
http://paintballplace.com.au

If anyone else is interested - better get in touch with us soon

2016) IP logged  
Dzhigit  

Wednesday, 28. March 2007 17:35 

$hurik, che s Ulei sluchilos? Did she join Discover Planet show? :) Wow :)

2015) IP logged  
Shuяik  

Monday, 26. March 2007 23:09 
2014) IP logged  
Shuяik  

Monday, 26. March 2007 12:20 

- Lacoste

2013) IP logged  
bigmonya  

Monday, 26. March 2007 08:14 

- Soccer chick

2012) IP logged  
Bald Cunt  

Monday, 26. March 2007 08:14 

- MoonFace 1
- MoonFace 2

2011) IP logged  
Another cunt  

Sunday, 25. March 2007 02:19 

- Blue feet

2010) IP logged  
Shuяik  

Friday, 23. March 2007 15:03 

I is ready!

ps. while you try & take some guesses, why don't you look at some new photos instead

...more coming soon

2009) IP logged  
Uncle Gino  

Friday, 23. March 2007 13:35 



If people start naming names, Shurik you better free up your inbox and get ready for some abusive emails.

2008) IP logged  
Bald Cunt  

Friday, 23. March 2007 07:52 

Now people have to put names next it...

2007) IP logged  
Shuяik  

Friday, 23. March 2007 07:10 

Impressive!
Now what??

2006) IP logged  View Web Page 
Bold Cunt & The Committee  

Friday, 23. March 2007 07:02 

Here's the list of ...

- Tall Crazy Bitch AKA Booty Shaker AKA Porkies
- Big Foot
- Big Bitch
- Long Face
- Komnata Smeha
- JB-HiFi
- Kindergarden AKA Childcare AKA Maloletki
- Near Natzi
- Natzi
- Appolo Driving school AKA Milya Vam Pomozhet
- Porno-Star
- Bra-girl
- Tsipochka AKA Ulladalla
- Roma vam pomozhet AKA Model
- Sestra v zakone
- Sandra Sully AKA News AKA Novosti
- Vanuchaya AKA Garbage Cane
- Zaberi Menya
- Kotyonok
- Half-The-World
- Russian Leasure
- The Mother
- Mama
- Long Nipples
- Aziza
- Sorry I Can't Dance
- Disco Dancing Waitress
- Catch Up

2005) IP logged  
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Monday, 19. March 2007 06:26 

Ребята, не верьте девчатам из чата, у каждой есть дети а может внуЧАТА, еще борода и прокуренный свитер, а рядом стоит как минимум литр!

2004) IP logged  
bigmonya  

Monday, 12. March 2007 07:42 

"Reverse PIN" is bullshit! :)

[url]http://www.snopes.com/business/bank/pinalert.asp[/url]

2003) IP logged  
Sasha  

Friday, 9. March 2007 00:42 

Vediem sebja horosho i poetomy predyprizhdaem vsex))

----------------

PIN NUMBER REVERSAL (GOOD TO KNOW)

If you should ever be forced by a robber to withdraw money from an ATM
machine, you can notify the police by entering your Pin # in reverse.

For example if your pin number is 1234 then you would put in 4321.

The ATM recognizes that your pin number is backwards from the ATM card
you placed in the machine.

The machine will still give you the money you requested, but unknown to
therobber, the police will be immediately dispatched to help you.

This information was recently broadcasted on TV and it states that it
isseldom used because people don't know it exists.

Please pass this along to everyone possible.

Australian Federal Police.
AFP Web site: http://www.afp.gov.au

2002) IP logged  
Shuяik  

Thursday, 8. March 2007 01:31 

Поздравляю всех наших девушек с 8 Марта!
Ведите себя хорошо!!!

2001) IP logged  
Someone  

Thursday, 8. March 2007 00:26 

Бывает, проснешься как птица -
Крылатой пружиной на взводе
И хочется жить и трудиться!
Hо к завтраку это проходит:

2000) IP logged  
What a beautiful world  

Wednesday, 7. March 2007 03:36 

A woman in the US has pleaded guilty to swinging her four-week-old son like a bat to hit her boyfriend, fracturing the infant's skull.

The judge ordered she undergo a psychological examination before sentence on May 8, 2007

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A man has been arrested in Bridgeport, Connecticut, for allegedly stabbing his wife several times, then giving the knife to his two-year-old son and telling him to stab the woman.

After slashing and stabbing the woman multiple times, Rodriguez then handed the knife to his son telling him, "now you stab (mum)," police said yesterday.

1999) IP logged  
Shuяik  

Tuesday, 20. February 2007 12:18 
1998) IP logged  
Юрик  

Friday, 16. February 2007 02:01 

Все мусора - пидоры обосссссаные, твари, уроды, козлы, овцы драные, МРАЗИ, уёбки, шваль, гниды, чмори, абсолютный отстой... ненавижу...

1997) IP logged  
Жора  

Wednesday, 14. February 2007 01:38 

ещё раз всех поздравляю!!

1996) IP logged  
Жора  

Wednesday, 14. February 2007 01:28 

всех всех - с днём святого валентина!

1995) IP logged  View Web Page 
Jim Dobson  
bse_Dobson8823@your-pop3.com

Monday, 12. February 2007 04:09 Send E-mail

I liked your site.

1994) IP logged  
Nata  

Saturday, 3. February 2007 23:19 

I will make sure to send you an official memo in the honour of my arrival

Xe-xe have fun in Thailand ;) See you in Sydney in several weeks ;)

1993) IP logged  
Shuяik & the crue  

Wednesday, 31. January 2007 12:39 

Privet solnechnoi Avstralii iz solnechnogo Thailanda!
Just arrived to an island Samui, full-moon party in 2 days!! For some of us - so far 2-3 hour sleep every night This place hasn't changed a bit, but its a little hard to control a group of 8 russians on these streets!!

Natasha, kak bydesh - soobshai, obyazatelno vstretimsya!

1992) IP logged  
Nata  

Sunday, 28. January 2007 20:23 

Deystvitelno propazha bila u mena legendarnaya, priznayu svoyu bessovestnost' =)

V Sydney na samom dele cherez 2 nedeli i teper uzhe nadejus nadolgo ...

1991) IP logged  
Shuяik  

Sunday, 28. January 2007 20:13 

Loved the introduction

Konechno tebya pomnu, u dissapeared (like most do) for a long time! Kogda v Sydney opyat' sobiraeshsya?

1990) IP logged  
Nata  

Sunday, 28. January 2007 07:19 

How shall I remind you?
You forgot all about the passion we had?? The days..the nights.. I even cooked for you!

Xe-xe I am just kidding mate.. Ya i ne znayu, kak tebe napomnit.. =) Aha, I used Pais as my nickname ..

1989) IP logged  
Shuяik  

Sunday, 28. January 2007 06:00 

Spasibo! Esli-bi ya esho znal kakaya Nata ti, plz remind me
Zhizn' uzhe davno ne molodaya - vse idet po plany

1988) IP logged  
Nata  

Saturday, 27. January 2007 23:56 

Privet Shurik!

Sto let, sto zim... =) Tvoy site dostig velikih mas'shtabov...

Kak zhiznj tvoja molodaja?

1987) IP logged  
Uncle Gino  

Saturday, 27. January 2007 01:27 

Edward Norton - 25th hour.

1986) IP logged  
bigmonya  

Thursday, 25. January 2007 13:20 

Fuck me? Fuck you.

Fuck you and this whole city and everyone in it.

No, no, no, no, no.

Fuck the panhandlers grubbing for money, smiling at me behind my back.

Fuck the squeegee men dirtying up the clean windshield of my car. Get a fucking job.

Fuck the Sikhs and the Pakistanis bombing down the avenues in decrepit cabs, curry steaming out their pores, stinking up my day. Terrorists in fucking training. Slow the fuck down!

...getting one of those operations that elongate your penis.

Fuck the Chelsea Boys with their waxed chests and pumped-up biceps, going down on each other in my parks and on my piers, jiggling their dicks on my Channel 35!

Fuck the Korean grocers with their pyramids of overpriced fruit and their tulips and roses wrapped in plastic. Ten years in the country, still no speakee English.

Fuck the Russians in Brighton Beach. Mobster thugs sitting in cafes, sipping tea in little glasses, sugar cubes between their teeth, wheelin' and dealin' and schemin'. Go back where you fucking came from.

Fuck the black-hatted Hasidim strolling up and down 47th Street in their dirty gabardine with their dandruff, selling South African apartheid diamonds. Come on. Your wife deserves this.

Fuck the Wall Street brokers. Self-styled masters of the universe. Michael Douglas-Gordon Gekko wannabe motherfuckers figuring out new ways to rob hardworking people blind. Send those Enron assholes to jail for fucking life. You think Bush and Cheney didn't know about that shit? Give me a fucking break. Worldcom.

Fuck the Puerto Ricans. Twenty to a car, swelling up the welfare rolls. Worst fucking parade in the city.

And don't even get me started on the Dominicans, 'cause they make the Puerto Ricans look good. Who's this fuckin' guy?! Get the fuck outta here!

Fuck the Bensonhurst ltalians with their pomaded hair, their nylon warm-up suits, their St. Anthony medallions, swinging their Jason Giambi Louisville Slugger baseball bats trying to audition for "The Sopranos." Fuckin' crack your fuckin' head open! Bensonhurst! Bensonhurst!

Fuck the Upper East Side wives with their Hermes scarves and their $50 Balducci artichokes. Overfed faces getting pulled and lifted and stretched all taut and shiny. You're not fooling anybody, sweetheart. Taxi!

Fuck the Uptown brothers. They never pass the ball, they don't want to play defense, they take five steps on every layup to the hoop, and then they want to turn around and blame everything on the white man. We not giving it up! We not giving it up! Slavery ended 137 years ago. Move the fuck on.

Fuck the corrupt cops with their anus-violating plungers and their 41 shots, standing behind a blue wall of silence. You betray our trust!

Fuck the priests who put their hands down some innocent child's pants.

Fuck the church that protects them, delivering us into evil. And while you're at it, fuck J.C. He got off easy -- a day on the cross, a weekend in hell, and all the hallelujahs of the legioned angels for eternity. Try seven years in fucking Otisville, J.

Fuck Osama bin Laden, Al Qaeda, and backward-ass cave-dwelling fundamentalist assholes everywhere. On the names of innocent thousands murdered, I pray you spend the rest of eternity with your whores roasting in a jet-fuel fire in hell. You towel-headed camel jockeys can kiss my royal lrish ass.

"l notice how many of what I once thought were evidences of repression, sexual or otherwise..."

Fuck Jacob Elinsky. Whining malcontent.

Fuck Francis Xavier Slaughtery, my best friend, judging me while he stares at my girlfriend's ass.

Fuck Naturelle Riviera. I gave her my trust, and she stabbed me in the back. Sold me up the river. Fucking bitch.

Fuck my father with his endless grief, standing behind that bar, sipping on club soda, selling whiskey to firemen and cheering the Bronx Bombers. Let's go, Yankees!

Fuck this whole city and everyone in it, from the row houses of Astoria to the penthouses on Park Avenue, from the projects in the Bronx to the lofts in Soho, from the tenements in Alphabet City to the brownstones in Park Slope to the split-levels in Staten lsland, Iet an earthquake crumble it, let the fires rage, Iet it burn to fucking ash, and then let the waters rise and submerge this whole rat-infested place.

No.

No. Fuck you, Montgomery Brogan.

You had it all and you threw it away. You dumb fuck!

1985) IP logged  
Shuяik  

Wednesday, 24. January 2007 08:41 

http://e-shurik.com/PhotoAlbum/photoalbum.php?album=74 - small update

ps. boys - only 1 working day left and then you know what happens...

1984) IP logged  
Uncle Gino  

Thursday, 18. January 2007 13:44 
1983) IP logged  
Shuяik  

Monday, 15. January 2007 05:20 

NEW PHOTOS ADDED
Don't wana hear any complaints. If you don't see yourself there - then email me your photos (or even mine, since I'm not there either)

More coming soon.......

1982) IP logged  
Shuяik  

Thursday, 11. January 2007 20:31 

Sasha!!!
A ya to dumal chto propala bezvesti!
Good to hear from you girl, nadeus' vse y tebya horosho, kontakt bydem derzhat'. Davai priezhai v gosti! he he

1981) IP logged  
Sasha from Khabarovsks  
santila@inbox.ru

Wednesday, 10. January 2007 00:04 Send E-mail

Shurik love and miss you so much...Pishi ne zabivai tvoia Shurisha via Brsisbane via Sydney via Russia forever

1980) IP logged  
Shuяik  

Wednesday, 10. January 2007 00:00 

Photos from the Road Trip 2006


Photos from Vadim's birthday bbq, New Years + many others coming soon. Been a little busy

:: What do women and clouds have in common?
Sooner or later they piss off and it’s a nice day ::



1979) IP logged  
Aliska  

Wednesday, 3. January 2007 04:34 

Povezlo tebe, teper mozhesh excursii po Americe provodit' .

1978) IP logged  
Shuяik  

Wednesday, 3. January 2007 02:33 

Da tam mne odna skromnaya devyshka iz Melbyrna prislala

1977) IP logged  
Aliska  

Tuesday, 2. January 2007 23:12 

Shurik, a otkuda u nas stolko informatsii? LOL

1976) IP logged  
Shuяik  

Tuesday, 2. January 2007 04:52 

Dzhigit - teper mi vse znaem pochemy ti pereehal zhit' immeno v San Francisco, a ne kakoito drygoi gorod v Amerike:

"Самый большой бордель построен в США. Еще в 1899-м на побережье Сан-Франциско возвели дом свиданий «Нимфа» на 450 номеров. С тех пор этот рекорд так и не побит."

"Самая большая коллекция порнографии находится в Институте изучения сексологии в Сан-Франциско. В ней насчитывается примерно 80 тысяч книг и 150 тысяч фильмов. К этому стоит прибавить бесчисленные постеры, игральные карты и другие порнографические штучки — в общем, даже самому завзятому эротоману было бы где разгуляться. Коллекция собиралась с чисто научными целями."

A teper' zhdi menya v gosti!!

jake - vse pizdato, hot' ti i ne ponimaesh ne-slova chto ya tebe seichas pishy, no ya vseravno reshil eto sdelat'

1975) IP logged  View Web Page 
jake Foreman  
jakethecool64@hotmail.com

Tuesday, 2. January 2007 01:04 Send E-mail

This is a brilliant yet extremely random sight, not that anyone needs to know what I think but i'm just putting it out there

1974) IP logged  
Shuяik  

Monday, 1. January 2007 00:45 

Unbelievable!

1973) IP logged  
bigmonya  

Sunday, 31. December 2006 07:35 

Who would do stupid thing like that?

1972) IP logged  
SMH  

Sunday, 31. December 2006 04:19 

A 20-year-old man has plunged to his death from a Gold Coast highrise apartment block where he had been climbing between balconies.

Police said the man, from Perth, had been climbing down from the 11th floor to the eighth floor of the Chevron Renaissance building at the corner of Elkhorn Avenue and Ferny Avenue at Surfers Paradise at 10.45pm when he lost his grip.

He plunged through an awning and landed in the front foyer.

Ambulance paramedics rushed him to Gold Coast Hospital but he died a short time later.

Police were today interviewing friends who had been holidaying in the apartment block with the man and investigations were continuing.

1971) IP logged  
Guest  

Thursday, 28. December 2006 23:48 

The guest is back yo

1970) IP logged  View Web Page 
Jim Dobson  
kk-Dobson1037@your-pop3.com

Monday, 25. December 2006 06:31 Send E-mail

I liked your site.

1969) IP logged  
Shuяik  

Thursday, 21. December 2006 00:10 

New photos added

Dont miss out on the latest job opportunity - get noticed, make money and show off what you got! Apply now!
Just look how happy these workers are!
Happy Employee Photo



Boys & Girls - it's only 10 days left until the New Years Party!!!

1968) IP logged  
Romario  

Wednesday, 20. December 2006 12:21 

The typical person goes to the bathroom 6 times a day.

Australian women are more likely to have sex on the first date.

1967) IP logged  
Guest  

Sunday, 17. December 2006 22:25 

Сегодня говорим об народных приметах.

Рассыпалась соль - к ссоре. Рассыпался сахар - к миру. Рассыпался
кокаин - к

феерическим ощущениям и фантасмагорическим видениям.

Упала вилка - кто-то придет. Упала ложка - у кого-то руки из жопы
растут.
Упал х@й, всё, никто никуда не спешит. Упало мыло - ждите
неожиданностей.

Ласточки низко летают - будет дождь. Коровы низко летают - рассыпался
кокаин.

Треснуло зеркало - к беде. Треснула резинка от трусов - к большому
стыду,
ну, или к маленькому. Треснул презерватив, лучше бы треснуло зеркало.

Чешется нос - к пьянке. Чешется в паху, к врачу. Чешется жопа - к
приключениям....

1966) IP logged  
bigmonya  

Saturday, 16. December 2006 04:58 



1965) IP logged  
Masha  

Friday, 15. December 2006 06:24 

how about pigeons that sit on my balcony? very annoying

1964) IP logged  
Vlad  

Thursday, 14. December 2006 22:32 

i have a neigbour problem - aborigenees too noizy ! can appolo help ?

1963) IP logged  
Shuяik  

Thursday, 14. December 2006 06:27 

Just found out that the little fucker had a chance to chew on my mobile phone charger!!

For all you animal lovers and Green Peace supporters: the rat was bought originally for that - to be eaten (not as a pet). To make things more interesting, Monya & Yasha were included in the buying process, Shilman was meant to film it, and if it wasn't for Ira & Masha, the rat would of been eated the same minute it escaped its original home!

I've had my eye on Zoya's mouse (Vas'ka) for a while already.

If anyone has a pest problem - let me know.

1962) IP logged  
Dzhigit  

Wednesday, 13. December 2006 19:08 

$hurik, bro, you are one fucked up maza faza negodyai. Ya dazhe neznau che bolshe skozat :P

1961) IP logged  
bigmonya  

Wednesday, 13. December 2006 13:24 

Murderer!


1960) IP logged  
Uncle Gino  

Wednesday, 13. December 2006 06:14 

The end of Mickey Mouse.

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Lubchik  

Wednesday, 13. December 2006 02:46 

Wow, i'm speechless here

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Shuяik  

Wednesday, 13. December 2006 02:41 

NO!
Ok, I'll explain to you and others.

So, went to the shop, bought a rat, left it in a box in my apartment.

Come home later that night - the little white fluffy motherfucker is sitting on my kitchen floor, looking at me (chewed through the box & escaped).

I chase it for 2 days, I even build a house for it (photo
). Stuart decided to live under my bed. At night, he enjoyed eating all the cheese from his house, shit on my floor and go back under my bed.....where he couldnt be reached or seen.

Last night, I came home - and found him sitting on the kitchen floor, giving me the usual smart-ass look. Took out my other pet, 30 seconds later, both me 7 Apollo were very happy.
Not for the weak-hearted: (here & (here

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Lubchik  

Wednesday, 13. December 2006 02:04 

Oh my god, you ate your pet?

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Shuяik  

Wednesday, 13. December 2006 01:29 

In the process of digestion!

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Lubchik  

Wednesday, 13. December 2006 00:57 

How's Stuart Shurik?

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Shuяik  

Tuesday, 12. December 2006 12:31 

RIP: Stuart

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Alisa  

Monday, 11. December 2006 00:56 

Красная Шапочка с детства была гадким утенком, с ней не дружили девочки, мальчики игнорировали ее и даже не дергали за косички. Она плакала по ночам, обнимала подушку, мастурбировала на фото Бреда Питта и мечтала о своем принце на белом коне, который ее, наконец-то удовлетворит.

К 15 годам Красная шапочка выросла сексуально-озабоченной нимфоманкой, которая с 13 лет активно посещала все местные оргии группового секса, а в 16, мама ее отправила с пирожками. посетить больную триппером бабушку.

Бедняга волк был подвергнут в раннем возрасте зверскому изнасилованию со стороны бабульки красной шапочки-садомазохистки.

В тот неудачный по китайскому гороскопу день, жертва секс агрессии, (волк, т.е.) день, случайно пробегая по лесу, просто оказался не в то
время и не в том месте.

Молодая нимфоманка, угрозами и обещаниями заманив волчка в дом бабушки, совместно с ней, пыталась повторить надругательства, учиненные над ним в раннем детстве...

Волк, из последних сил, бросается на кухню, находит любимую бабушкину двуручную бензопила-вибратор, и убивает мучительниц.

В этот момент в гости в бабуле решают наведаться два престарелых бисексуала дровосека. И убивают зазевавшегося волка.

Все это дело – смачно приправлено комментариями психоаналитика, который защищает красную шапочку, рассказывая о конфликте личности, основанном на нестабильной экономической ситуации в стране...

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Shuяik  

Sunday, 10. December 2006 13:01 

Just got a new pet
fucking great! love it!
His name is Stuart

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Shuяik  

Thursday, 7. December 2006 03:08 
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Uncle Gino  

Thursday, 7. December 2006 02:32 

This is fucking great

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Shuяik  

Thursday, 7. December 2006 01:39 
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